Jursungafeld is the most popular god in our religon and the most commonly worshipped. He was the main creator and perserver of our universe and battled Danitotresh tranforming them into Danito (force of good) and Tresesh (a force of evil). He is a god from another universe and has created 12 universes before our own. Jursungafeld's noteable physical forms throughout history have been Siddhartha Gautama, Jesus Christ, and Jerry Seinfield.
Danito is the second most popular god in Jerrytheology and is commonly known as Jursungafeld's assistant. Danito was once half of Danitotreesh's soul but, was split into Danito in an epic battle against Jursungafeld. Danito can shapeshift every part of his body except his three bumps and face. He is a force of good and assists Jursungafeld in his endevors. He has taken the physical form of Danny Devito (who despite dolphin propaganda is actaully thousands of years old.)
Tresesh is a vile god who's worshippers are commonly shunned. As our religon is generally accepting the worshippers are not allowed in churchs but, we will not take action against them for there religon. Tresesh is the other half of Danitotreesh's soul and is the creator of the demigod Shroolk. Tresesh has taken physical form as Danny Devito's character the trashman.
Danitotreesh is the combined forms of Tresesh and Danito and has been dead since the second day of time. Little information is known about them except that they were supposably a neutral deity and was roughly as powerful as Jursungafeld. Danitotreesh was enemies with Jursungafeld.
Gibbel is a demigod entity which resembles a amoboea with potato flesh instead of cytoplasm with Gabe Newell's face. Gibbel is a semipowerful god that sometimes has small influences on the world and events through history. Gibbel is a uncommon but, still worshipped god. Gibbel has taken physical form through Gabe Newell and those who worship Gibbel supposably get an exclusive after life centred around digitial games.
Shroolk is a demigod entity originally created by Tresesh to destroy our universe. Shroolk destroyed a portion of reality leaving chaos which is a tool tresesh uses to conduct death, misery, and despair into our world and how the dolphins gained access to our universe. Jursungafeld transformed Shroolk into Shrek before anything got too out of hand. Shrek has Shroolk inside of them and uses there god-like beauty to supress Shroolk's evil forces. They have made many forms through people who have assisted in the production of the Shrek book and movie.
Waa was a demigod entity created by Jursungafeld to protect humanity. Waa still watches over us making sure we are safe and every 100 years has an epic battle with the dolphins. Waa has taken physical form through the nintendo character Waluigi and although shown as being evil within nintendo in the real world he is a force of good.
Due to constent theological study any of the information on this page is subject to change. To an extent the same applies to the other pages.
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