Before the universe - Jursungafeld had created many universes before our own and had became rivals with Danitosesh
Before Time - Infinite universes which still exist were alongside each other
First Day - Jursungafeld and Danitosesh (Danito and Tresesh’s old form) are having an epic battle which shatters into the void making the remanents of worlds they destroyed in their battle leak into a hole of reality which solidified into a new universe (our own).
Second Day - Concluding the battle, Jursungafeld splits Danitosesh into Danito and Tresesh.Danito being a force of good and Tresesh being a force of evil. Tresesh uses the remaining energy from Danitosesh to construct Onuniun (The layered onion underworld).
Third Day - Jursungafeld, Danito, the many gods that supported there cause, and the many followers from other universes assisted them in the creation of the world egg which fuels reality.
Fourth Day - With both reality and time created Tresesh grew jealous of this new reality that Jursungafeld and Danito so Tresesh created Shroolk who lived inside the Onuiniun.
Fifth Day - Reality being expanded the stars are being built.
Sixth Day - Shroolk attacks the stars and tears them apart creating Chaos. To defend there work Danito and Jursungafeld used the energy destroyed in the Chaos to transform Shroolk into Shrek. Shroolk exists inside of Shrek but, Shrek can use their god-like beauty to suppress them. Seventh Day - After the harnessing and changes of energies Danito and Jursungafeld are able to create the first planets which limit their powers making the first week complete and the more advanced.
Seventh Day - After the harnessing and changes of energies Danito and Jursungafeld are able to create the first planets which limit their powers making the first week complete and the more advanced.
Year 1 - Earth is created
Year 10 - Life is created on earth in the form of basic proteins
Year 20 - Complex life is created on earth
Year 50- Animals are created on Earth
Year 100 - The first sapient beings the Aboleths are created on earth by one of tresesh’s followers. To repel this and defend his world, Jursungafeld creates the first three races of humans Nurtinians, Theersks, and Mannas.
Year 125 - The Nurtinians, Theersks, and Mannas move to different corners of the world and split into different species. Mannas form civilization in the Old Lands (All that is shown of the typical earth map). Nurtinians move to the long lands and Theersks move to the corners of the Earth.
Year 150 - Languages and cultures of the Nurtinians, Threesk, and Mannas split off.
Year 300 - The Mannas forget of their origins and split into the modern races of the Old Lands.
Year 500 - The ancients enter our universe through a vortex and defend its integrity.
Year 525 - Stonehenge is built with help from the ancients.
Year 550 - The pyramids are built with the help from the ancients
Year 600 - Jursungafeld decides to take physical form in our world the first one of these people Siddhartha Gautama.
Year 625 - Dolphins, attracted by the power of the ancients use it against them and to take dominion over our world. Jursungafeld pledges to one day destroy the dolphins after expeirencing the pain they create to see if they deserve mercy. This event where Jursungafeld will battle the dolphins is said to happen sometime in roughly 2035.
Year 675 - Siddhartha Gautama becomes the Buddha and starts a religion
Year 700 - Siddhartha Gautama dies.
Year 750 - Jesus (Jursungafeld’s new form) is born
Year 785 - Jesus dies
Year 800 - The dolphins use their power to separate the old world from the rest of the earth. No literally they just lose all contact and the memories of the rest of earth are erased.
Year 900 - The great technologies of the Mannas is stolen from them and limited to primitive technologies forever.
Year 950 - Mannas completely lose contact with the outside world.
Year 1500 - Australia is added to the Old Worlds after a long war with the native Raptor people.
Year 1750 - The Ice Wall is built around the Old World so that we will not see the outside world and our histories are fabricated by the dolphins.
Year 1907 - William Steig is born, the new form of Shroolk
Year 1944 - Danito’s new form Danny Devito is born
Year 1954 - Jursungafeld's new form Jerry Seinfield is born
Year 1980 - History is altered by the dolphins yet again.
Year 1986 - Jerrysophiscism is founded by Gourlon Duggad from dimension YX81301 (Another dimension created by Jursungafeld)
Year 2000 - Andrew Adamson is blessed by Shroolk’s form after the death of William Steig.
Year 2001 - Shrek films are created by Andrew Adamson
Year 2003 - Dolphin regime fabricates the death date of William Steig to disband Jerrysophiscism. The fake death date is October 3rd 2003 his family is replaced with androids to mourn.
Year 2006 - The DRPR (Dolphin Regimin Planetary Resistance) is formed
Year 2016 - Jerrysophiscisim becomes the official religion of the DRPR
Year 2018 - Now
Due to constent theological study any of the information on this page is subject to change. To an extent the same applies to the other pages.
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